一猴(🚛)(hó(🗒)u ),一狗,一(yī )猪,一(yī )马四畜生(shēng ),商量取一别号,又苦(🦉)胸无点墨(🐪),无从(cóng )着想,遂相(🥢)约进城,遇所(suǒ )见(🎸)之(🌯)字,即为别号。约(🗜)既定,狗遂(suí(🔸) )狂驰以去。入(🕠)城,至某庙前,见有‘化及冥(míng )顽’匾(biǎn )额(👓),狗曰:(🐉)‘(🎓)此即我别号(hào )也(🔅)!’马继至(📉),昂首无(wú )所(🧙)睹,俯视,见某(🥢)碑(bēi )下,有‘根深蒂固’(🥓)四字,马曰:‘我即以(yǐ )为名也。’俄而,猴跳跃(🎳)亦至,举首指‘无偏无(🙆)党(🕔)’匾额(é ),曰:(✡)‘我(wǒ(🏯) )即名无偏无党可(kě )也。’俟半日,猪始姗姗(🕧)而来,遍觅无所见。三(sān )畜咸笑之(zhī )。猪曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:‘择定矣。’猪曰:‘择定盍告我(💦)!’众具(⏹)(jù )告之(🎦)。猪笑曰(yuē ):‘从来别号(hào )不(⏯)过(💿)(guò )两(🐌)字或三字,乌(🏬)有取四(🤹)字(🔩)者(🔉)?’众为之(🕣)爽然(👣)(rá(🎎)n ),猪(zhū(🔆) )曰:‘无伤也,若(🚕)等盍各摘一字以(❌)与我,我得(👜)三字之别(bié )号,而(📊)若等亦各得三字(🤯)矣。’(🥅)