一(😿)猴(⏹),一(yī )狗,一猪,一马四畜(chù )生,商量取一别号,又苦胸无(🚕)点墨(⛰),无从着想,遂相约进(📦)城,遇所见之字,即为别号。约既定,狗遂狂(🥫)驰(📼)(chí )以去。入城,至某庙(🎋)前,见有‘化及冥顽’匾额(é(🏋) ),狗曰(yuē ):(🎫)‘此(🔺)即(🛴)我别号也!’马继至,昂(áng )首无所睹(dǔ ),俯视,见某碑下,有(🏴)‘根(👵)深(🌚)蒂(🎸)固’四字,马曰(yuē ):(🚝)‘(👂)我即以(yǐ )为名也。’俄(😘)(é(💍) )而,猴(⏸)跳(🕴)跃(💢)(yuè )亦至,举首(shǒu )指‘无偏无党’匾额,曰(🤪):‘我(🔻)即名无偏无党可也(yě(🤩) )。’俟(🎵)半(bàn )日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅(mì )无所见。三畜咸笑之。猪曰(👵)(yuē(💽) ):‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:‘择定(📜)矣。’猪曰:(🐈)‘择定盍(hé )告我!’众具告(🔫)之。猪笑曰:(🐸)‘从来别(🌴)(bié )号不过两字(😕)或三字,乌有取四字者?(🥡)’众为之爽(shuǎng )然,猪曰:(💬)‘无伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我(wǒ )得三字之(zhī(🎩) )别号(hào ),而(ér )若等(děng )亦各得三字矣。’