一猴(🥪),一狗,一猪,一(yī )马四(🙃)畜生,商量取一(🌞)别号,又苦胸无(wú )点墨,无从着想,遂(🔣)相(🏈)约进城,遇所见之字,即为(wéi )别号(📗)。约既定,狗遂(🧟)狂驰以去。入城,至某庙前,见(💙)(jiàn )有‘(🐖)化及冥顽(💚)’匾(biǎn )额(🐃),狗(🛒)曰:‘此即我(🛒)别(bié )号也!’马继至,昂首(💜)无所(suǒ )睹(🔬),俯(fǔ )视,见(🐑)某(🎻)碑下(xià ),有‘根深蒂(🏷)固’四(🧀)字,马(😎)曰:‘我即以为名也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘无偏无党’匾额,曰:‘我即名(🚀)无偏无党可(kě )也。’俟半日,猪始姗(shān )姗而(ér )来,遍觅无所见。三(sān )畜(🕰)(chù(🕝) )咸笑之(🔬)。猪曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:‘择(zé )定矣(🏂)。’猪曰:‘择定盍(👏)告(🐭)我!’众具告之。猪(zhū )笑曰:‘从(cóng )来别(📳)号不过两字(zì )或三字,乌有取四字(zì )者?’众为之爽然,猪(zhū )曰:‘无伤(🌔)也,若等盍各摘一(💷)字以与我(🉐),我得(dé )三字之(➕)(zhī )别(🙈)号(🐈),而若等亦各得(🦁)三(🕧)字矣(yǐ )。’