一猴,一狗(gǒ(🆚)u ),一(😙)猪,一马四畜生,商量取一别号(🎗)(hào ),又苦胸无点墨(mò(🙈) ),无从着想,遂相约(yuē )进城,遇所见之字(zì ),即为别(bié )号。约既定,狗遂狂驰(chí(😜) )以去。入城,至某庙前(qián ),见(⛵)有‘化(huà(🍝) )及冥顽(💰)’匾额,狗曰:‘此(🐩)即我别(🚿)号(🚷)也!’马继(😈)至,昂首无所睹,俯视,见某碑(bēi )下(❎),有(🗳)‘根深蒂固’四字,马(mǎ )曰:‘我即以为名也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦(👪)至,举(🎂)首指‘无偏无党(🌯)’匾额(⛏),曰:‘我(wǒ )即(🏇)名无偏无(🧣)党可也。’俟(🚮)(sì )半日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅无所(suǒ )见。三(🔖)畜(chù )咸(🔲)笑之(🚈)。猪曰:(🐭)‘(⏲)若等俱(🚴)已择定耶?’曰(🏅):‘择定矣。’猪曰(yuē ):‘择定盍(🔰)告我!’众具告之。猪笑(⛔)曰:‘从来别号(hào )不过(🔗)(guò )两字或(huò )三字,乌有取四字者?(🙂)’(🛳)众为之(🔕)爽(shuǎng )然,猪(🕯)曰:‘无(wú )伤(🔄)也,若等盍各摘一(🦕)字(👲)以(yǐ(🕦) )与我,我得三字(🆕)(zì )之(zhī )别号,而(🤞)若等亦各得(🏮)三(🖊)字矣。’